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Tuesday, 21 May 2019

Taking Lives (2004)


Featuring Angelina Jolie as pillow-lipped FBI profiler Illeana Lara Croft Clarice Starling Scott, Taking Lives is such a formulaic serial killer thriller a more fitting title would have been Checking Boxes, because it feels like every item on a serial killer thriller checklist has been thrown in: a Tom Ripley chameleon killer, an unnecessary Dead Ringers twins backstory, male cops antagonised by a female agency interloper with unusual methods, a motorway chase, jump scares as bodies spring out of dark recesses, a cool killer who suddenly cracks and goes goo-goo-ga-ga to reveal just how deeply-rooted his mother complex is, bad police work of the enter-the-dark-room-alone variety (and the leave-the-protected-witness-alone-for-a-quick-mo-to-go-have-a-ciggy-by-the-cop-car variety), blurred professional boundaries as Illeana beds (no, desks) a person of interest in the case, and a protracted denouement where the killer's m.o. - painstakingly compiled by the acutely perceptive profiler - is abandoned for an out-of-character stand-off between cop and culprit in which the identity thief and killer of only male victims for over twenty years suddenly becomes an obsessive stalker, domestic abuser and holder-on of Life's details.

★☆☆☆

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Friday, 15 December 2017

Flatliners (2017)


Surely when tasked with remaking the 1990 horror thriller Flatliners, your only job is to use new cinetechnology to update the spectacle of the afterlife, but in Niels Arden Oplev's moribund morality tale, death is about as out-of-reach an experience as a Red Balloon motorcycle ride or a swim-with-the-jellyfish gift voucher and by the end of the movie it is revealed the afterlife doesn't even bear upon the crises being experienced by this self-centred and super-dull group of med students.

☆☆☆☆

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Monday, 17 July 2017

The Lost Boys (1987)


The world of vampires, pirates and Peter Pan collide in Joel Schumacher's cult classic from the 80s about vampires who dress like Jack Sparrow (or Adam Ant, depending on your age), lounge about like teenagers who'll live forever, and get away with a stupid number of murders in seaside Santa Carla despite the very public altercations they have with all of their victims in the moments just prior to their feeding frenzies - it is all a very daft but hugely enjoyable mix of horror, comedy and fantasy bolstered by a way-cool pre-male pattern baldness Jason Patric, the two Coreys hamming it up as teenaged vampire experts, a bleached-blonde Kiefer, a dizzy Diane Wiest, and - the real star above all else - a killer 80s soundtrack.

★★★★☆

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Monday, 11 January 2016

Melancholia (2011)


Stultifying in its attempts at sumptuousness and profundity, particularly in its first half, Melancholia, a melodrama about the world's least fun wedding played out as a planet heads on a collision course with Earth, is nonetheless so stunningly photographed, so well-acted by Kirsten Dunst, and so curious a work that it manages to overcome its many failings to be, well, watchable.

★★☆☆☆

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