Swiss Army Man (2016)

If there's anything worthwhile to take away from this fantasy comedy in which a man and a dead body on a deserted island become friends and in dopey conversations teach each other nothing interesting at all about the human condition, it is that no, in actual fact it is much better to hold stinkers like this in, "Daniels".

★☆☆☆☆

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Cast Away (2000)

Tom Hanks plays a plane crash survivor stranded on an island with a Wilson volleyball Man Friday in this extended Fedex advertisement that seeks to demonstrate the extreme lengths the company will go to ensure its parcels get delivered - lengths much greater than most attention spans.

★★★☆☆

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Top Secret (1984)

Incredibly funny, laugh-a-minute cornball comedy starring a young, svelte Val Kilmer as an Elvis-like all-American singing superstar who becomes embroiled in resistance efforts in Nazi Germany, with sidekicks including Deja Vu ("Have we not met somewhere before?"), and Chocolate Mousse!

★★★★☆

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