The Fearless Vampire Killers, or Pardon me, but your teeth are in my neck (1967)

You'll come to believe this is never-ending as it, like its title, just goes on and on - a laugh-free parody of the sorts of Hammer Film Productions horror movies that are now parodies of themselves and so don't need parodying, but still this - looking a little like a live action Asterix comic - goes pointlessly, inertly on, with Roman Polanski playing an assistant to a Van Helsing type who hopes to rescue Sharon Tate's damsel-in-distress one night after she is whisked away from a mountain inn by a wicked Count Dracula type.

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