Total Recall (2012)

Strip the original of its kookiness, Schwarzenegger's wooden acting, the NQR SFX - in other words, strip it of much of its fun, imagination and daring - and you get this unnecessary remake, its problems compounded by the presence of a particularly plucked, waxed, plasticky and possibly wholly computer-generated Colin Farrell.

★★☆☆☆

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