Thankfully swapping out the title of the book it is adapted from ("Simple Simon"), this uninspired action thriller has Bruce Willis starring as a cop protecting nine-year-old Simon from assassins after Simon cracks a top-secret government "super code", and about the only convincing thing in the whole movie is not its action - a yawn-inducing string of shootouts across busy public spaces like hospitals - nor its depiction of autism, Rain Man-style brilliant savantism used purely only as a MacGuffin that could just as easily have been studiousness or, let's face it, an RSA key on a dog's collar, and not its cryptography (government supercodes published in wordfind magazines as a strength test) but its depiction of gendered home roles: Bruce Willis bumps into a woman in a cafe - a woman he doesn't know - and within minutes, in heated bathroom arguments, he guilts her into passing up career opportunities to be Simon's stay-at-home carer.
★★☆☆☆
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