This dopey NZ movie tries to combine violent Guy Ritchie action-comedy, the sort where gun-toting caricatures are introduced with a freeze-frame shot bearing their name and a quirky detail, and bloody horror involving a gang kidnapping a family, and the fact the family in this case is a cannibalistic Maori one is a detail so incidentally introduced it makes little difference at all to the dismaying, distasteful events of the film including an attempted gunpoint sexual assault of a high schooler supposedly funny because the attacker wears girly underwear.
★☆☆☆☆
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