Drunk Parents (2018)

30 Rock alumni Alec Baldwin and Salma Hayek playing parents desperate to keep the fact they are broke from their college-aged daughter sounds hilarious, but tasteless sequences about paedophilia and molestation and continuity problems so bad you have to assume the movie has been released unfinished mean that the potential of Drunk Parents is, um, wasted.

★☆☆☆☆

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Beatriz at Dinner (2017)

This episode of 'Touched By A Vegetarian, Reiki-Practising Angel' overreaches with its story of a Cecil the Lion-killing business mogul who is never, over the course of a dinner, going to be made to accept responsibility for all the evils of the world (including the murder of a pet goat) and so, with nowhere to go, it ends exactly as all your dinner parties ever have when someone wants to drunkenly cure all societal ills - guests end up wanting to kill themselves.

★☆☆☆☆

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