Badly influenced by the Batman movies that came before it, Catwoman is a camp and shallow origin story featuring an unfocused superhero - part apologetic cupcake-baking, coquettish Bree Van de Kamp and part computer-generated and personality-free Frank N Furter dominatrix - fighting a similarly unfocused villain, a barely featured Sharon Stone representing a vague Death Becomes Her evil vanity.
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