This is one of those 3D-enhanced creature features that pretends to pay tongue-in-cheek homage to its trashy roots when it fact it simply perpetuates the genre's crimes, stripping unrealistic women of their bikinis, having their naked forms ogled by frat boys and a Weinstein filmmaker type played by Jerry O'Connell, and then for their trouble they are referred to as "bitches" and eaten alive by person-eating fish.
★☆☆☆☆
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