A team of marine researchers led by a wetsuit-clad, ripped Martin Brody-sort of disbelieved boy-who-cried-shark (Jason Statham) takes on a megladon, a prehistoric shark of incredible proportions dwelling unseen in the deepest parts of the ocean until thermal currents bring it to the surface; the occasional sight of the megladon leaping out of the water or torpedoing out of the ocean's darkness towards the camera makes it worth wading through the rest of this overlong creature-features's by-the-numbers mindlessness.
★★★☆☆
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