Your Highness (2011)

Perhaps lured to work with the team behind the popular Pineapple Express, Natalie Portman deigns to appear in this only very occasionally amusing fantasy comedy adventure, but the biggest star by far is the penis, which features in every scene and is the punchline of every joke, either because it is flaccid, erect, severed, worn as jewellery, missing or, in some misguided scenes-played-for-laughs, used to sodomise, rape, and child abuse.

★☆☆☆☆

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Land of the Lost (2009)

You get the impression Land of the Lost was made with a computer game spin-off or theme park ride in mind - lots of waterslide and 'temple run' scenes - but despite this blatant commercialism, this adventure comedy is surprisingly funny with Will Ferrell in top form as the worldweary scientist hero who makes time travel - and then a whole lot of cgi dinosaur trouble - possible.

★★★☆☆

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