Switch the roman numeral for another and 'Cobra'' is an anagram of Rambo', my mind discovered, desperate for something to think about during this especially vacant action thriller from the 80s about a cop so slick, so smooth, so self-assured, so nonchalant in his delivery of zero-tolerance violent justice, he's an unmitigated wanker, working on a case to product-place as much as possible while he takes down a murderous cult called New Order; fortunately for Cobra and the witness he is protecting (played by Brigitte Nielsen), the so-bad-it's-good action ends everyone up at a murderous-cult-member-dispatching factory replete with lava baths, furnaces and hooks.
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