Most people will have given up on this slasher series long before Part V but if, say, a global pandemic has you housebound and your local movie network is working through the series by way of Sunday night double features, and if you haven't long ago been driven away by the irritating "tch-tch-tch-tch" soundtrack, then you might be able to sit through this, one more instalment, and discover your opinion that the series to date is an entertainment-free string of impalements of irritating characters who die in the middle of such charming activities as "taking a crap" in the woods or shitting in a "disgusting shitbox" or "washing up" at a swamp after picnic-rug sex....confirmed - yes, like a big, dumb flat-footed serial killer, cinema's least fun slasher series plods inexorably on.
★☆☆☆☆
CINECAL: ONE SENTENCE REVIEW
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